mechanicbird:

eroticmirotic:

timemachineyeah:

 

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again - 

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone. 

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time. 

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office. 

Reblogging hard for that last comment.

I WANTED TO SAY THIS BUT THEN SOMEONE ELSE DID and I’m damn proud.

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trust:

me: it’s too hot

me: *opens window*

*in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses*

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its-hollyx:

arthurpendumbass:

arthurpendumbass:

their cocks nestled together”

“nuzzled his cock”

“his cock bobbed up and down”

why the fuck do people always describe penises like cute little animals I’m trying to read porn but I just keep imagining puppies

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This is honestly the best thing I have ever seen.

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emeraldembers:

fahre:

ihavecake:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

stammsternenstaub:

entomancy:

sweatersheep:

entomancy:

the-transcendent:

entomancy:

ravsy:

This is me IRL due to the British weather.

I cannot be cool anymore D: Everything is sadness and the burning sky orb.

I caved in and bought a fan. I have not left my fan for four days.

I tried to buy a fan. Argos were out of fans. #britishproblems

Ok I’m sorry but isn’t it like 80 degrees over there right now?

Do not underestimate how bad we are at heat :P I have hit the practical limit of clothing I can remove at work, and this includes my officemates’ accepting stance on Ento’s Periodically Vanishing Shirt.

I had to look up how hot 80 degrees whatsitcalled is in real, and it’s 26-ish, and yes, that is how hot it is here.  We’re awful at it.  I always thought I was quite good at homoeostasis, but I got so hot yesterday that I was literally sick.  Britain!  We can only cope with clouds.

i can live with 26C I just feel that we, as a nation, need collectively agree that it’s not allowed to go above 16C at night

I HAVE BEEN ON NIGHT SHIFT ALL WEEK LET ME TELL YOU TRYING TO SLEEP IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN WEATHER IS IMPOSSIBLE FUCK YOU GUYS OUTSIDE HAVING NOISY FUN SO I CAN’T EVEN HAVE MY WINDOWS OPEN FUCK BLACKOUT CURTAINS THAT KEEP MUCH OF THE LIGHT OUT BUT NONE OF THE HEAT TWO HOURS LIGHT SNOOZING IS NOT ENOUGH TO FUNCTION ON A TWELVE-HOUR SHIFT SIX NIGHTS IN A ROW
anyway it’s my day off today so i’m going to the cinema where it’s dark and air-conditioned

I’ve been taking 3 showers a day since this heatwave started. All this has resulted in is me being hot, sticky, grouchy WHILE suffering prune fingers from the multiple showers! /o\

Okay people need to understand certain things about England, or at least Liverpool (where it’s currently 85F)
We normally get maybe seven days of sunshine a year if we are lucky.
Due to high humidity we don’t get dry heat. We get wet and sticky and clingy heat.
Because of the fact we don’t tend to get a lot of heat, it’s very, very rare for a house in the UK to have air conditioning. Or a flat. A fan is a luxury. Even some workplaces don’t have air conditioning because we do not normally need it.
We aren’t taught how to deal with the heat. Heat is something that happens on holidays. Sunblock is overpriced and people don’t often think to bring water or other drinks with them everywhere they go. They don’t often think that covering up with thin layers is better than just wearing vests and shorts in terms of avoiding overheating and sunburn.
On account of the above point many offices and schools have strict uniform/clothing policies that don’t allow for cooler outfits. In fact, the last workplace I was in actually had to rewrite their policy for the summer last time we had a heatwave like this because the possibility one would last this long hadn’t occurred to anyone.
In conclusion, we’re not suited to this sort of weather, most of us are a pale blue colour naturally, and you guys can stop being smug next time you come to us in the height of English winter and freeze to death.
Unless you’re Canadians. Rock on you hardcore beasts.

emeraldembers:

fahre:

ihavecake:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

stammsternenstaub:

entomancy:

sweatersheep:

entomancy:

the-transcendent:

entomancy:

ravsy:

This is me IRL due to the British weather.

I cannot be cool anymore D: Everything is sadness and the burning sky orb.

I caved in and bought a fan.

I have not left my fan for four days.

I tried to buy a fan. Argos were out of fans. #britishproblems

Ok I’m sorry but isn’t it like 80 degrees over there right now?

Do not underestimate how bad we are at heat :P I have hit the practical limit of clothing I can remove at work, and this includes my officemates’ accepting stance on Ento’s Periodically Vanishing Shirt.

I had to look up how hot 80 degrees whatsitcalled is in real, and it’s 26-ish, and yes, that is how hot it is here.  We’re awful at it.  I always thought I was quite good at homoeostasis, but I got so hot yesterday that I was literally sick.  Britain!  We can only cope with clouds.

i can live with 26C I just feel that we, as a nation, need collectively agree that it’s not allowed to go above 16C at night

I HAVE BEEN ON NIGHT SHIFT ALL WEEK LET ME TELL YOU TRYING TO SLEEP IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN WEATHER IS IMPOSSIBLE FUCK YOU GUYS OUTSIDE HAVING NOISY FUN SO I CAN’T EVEN HAVE MY WINDOWS OPEN FUCK BLACKOUT CURTAINS THAT KEEP MUCH OF THE LIGHT OUT BUT NONE OF THE HEAT TWO HOURS LIGHT SNOOZING IS NOT ENOUGH TO FUNCTION ON A TWELVE-HOUR SHIFT SIX NIGHTS IN A ROW

anyway it’s my day off today so i’m going to the cinema where it’s dark and air-conditioned

I’ve been taking 3 showers a day since this heatwave started. All this has resulted in is me being hot, sticky, grouchy WHILE suffering prune fingers from the multiple showers! /o\

Okay people need to understand certain things about England, or at least Liverpool (where it’s currently 85F)

  • We normally get maybe seven days of sunshine a year if we are lucky.
  • Due to high humidity we don’t get dry heat. We get wet and sticky and clingy heat.
  • Because of the fact we don’t tend to get a lot of heat, it’s very, very rare for a house in the UK to have air conditioning. Or a flat. A fan is a luxury. Even some workplaces don’t have air conditioning because we do not normally need it.
  • We aren’t taught how to deal with the heat. Heat is something that happens on holidays. Sunblock is overpriced and people don’t often think to bring water or other drinks with them everywhere they go. They don’t often think that covering up with thin layers is better than just wearing vests and shorts in terms of avoiding overheating and sunburn.
  • On account of the above point many offices and schools have strict uniform/clothing policies that don’t allow for cooler outfits. In fact, the last workplace I was in actually had to rewrite their policy for the summer last time we had a heatwave like this because the possibility one would last this long hadn’t occurred to anyone.

In conclusion, we’re not suited to this sort of weather, most of us are a pale blue colour naturally, and you guys can stop being smug next time you come to us in the height of English winter and freeze to death.

Unless you’re Canadians. Rock on you hardcore beasts.

(Source: villainouscenobite)

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Women are sharing their comebacks to instances of everyday sexism

veganpoopxvx:

dingdongno:

and it’s amazing

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